Superman Returns

4.22, Commencement

Chloe and Clark are graduating - Lana's missing.  They go down a wedding styled march towards their diplomas*  when there is a military evacuation interrupting the ceremony - another meteor shower is coming.  Chloe is amazed about the second strike in "sixteen years."**  Clark brushes her off saying that they need to find Lana - Chloe agrees saying that if anyone can do it, he can. "Are you saying I'm not normal?" he demands and Chloe apologizes, brushing it off, trying to focus on finding Lana when her cousin comes up saying that Lana's probably evacuated.  Clark agrees that it's what both girls need to do; Chloe gets in the car but her cousin whips herself up into a panic while trying to advice Clark not to panic.

Lana leaves Chloe a voice mail that Lex interrupts - when Chloe gets it she turns the car around to go get Lana.  "I can't abandon her," Chloe points out when they are stopped by one of General Lane's men.  He tells them to turn around and Chloe lays the pressure on her cousin, "We're way too close to turn away."   Her cousin agrees and distracts the guard while Chloe dashes over to Luthor Manor.

1.14, Zero

The SHS freshman high school class has to write a six page biography due in a week; Clark gets Lana and Chloe gets the "illustrative Mr. Kent, himself." She says that she's sure she'll be able to unearth a skeleton or two. Clark says it's not a "corruption scandal" and Chloe says that "it's not like [he] has anything to hide." Clark tells her that he'll be around and Chloe asks Pete if he just blew her off.*

When Clark comes home from after-school things, Chloe is waiting at the table interviewing his parents who've let out that Clark doesn't like peas. She says that she's been unable to get a hold of him so she figured she'd "start at the beginning" because the Kents "gracefully agreed to be interviewed."

What's Wrong With Lois Lane?

A long time Superman buff LunarKnightz talks about how she became said-Superman buff and how the current retellings of Superman via Smallville and Superman Returns are actually killing her heroine; she's not happy about it.

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